I walked into the kitchen for a cup of coffee and my dad was like
*grumble grumble* these stupid people don’t even know what they’re protesting. that guy was a criminal.
and I’m like hey dad I love you but
yous a damn racist fool
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child .
I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G
jesus wants in on a threesome
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
very human faces for a cat
I’ve written some on depression. Don’t really have anything new to say. But I just wrote this email to a friend which expresses my feelings today.
in other news I stole 8 yogurts from the hotel breakfast buffet
charge me $18 for breakfast and see what happens sea crest hotel
i’ll eat u alive
BEING HILARIOUS IS SO HARD SOMETIMES